Things I Do Instead of Writing

• Watch television
• Fool around online
• Update Weave's financials
• Talk on the phone
• Eat
• Organize my desk area
• Laundry
• Dishes
• Watch movies
• Rewatch television and movies
• Chat with friends on Facebook
• Read blogs
• Read books
• Read magazines
• Read submissions
• Check Weave's website statistics
• Respond to email
• Eat a meal with friends or family
• Talk with writers about writing
• Talk to my mother about writing
• Talk to my boyfriend about writing
• Talk to my professors about my writing
• Edit other people's writing
• Teach
• Reorganize my linen closet
• Take all the books off my bookshelf and 
• Reorder them based on some strange categorical system
• Think about writing
• Update my calendar to make time for writing
• Avoid shopping
• Sleep
• Eventually buy things online
• Polish my fingernails
• Decide I look silly with nail polish
• Dust
• Stare at my computer screen
• Argue with people on Facebook
• Make a list of things I do instead of writing